Hello big-haired, queenly lioness. I couldn’t help noticing you, and that hair. Did anyone ever tell you that your facial features and mane actually resemble that of your signature animal, the regal lion? No? Then your loyal fans have been too preoccupied admiring your penchant for pageantry, which you like to flaunt by wearing costume-like clothing that is colorful, sometimes gaudy, and always entertaining. Since you like to hold court, attention-grabbing outfits will draw all eyes to you, which you love, you wannabe super star! You see, your ruling planet is the golden Sun, that vital source of energy at the center of our solar system which all other planets orbit—is this sounding like someone you know? Oh, did I mention you actually look good dripping in gold jewelry! Sorry, silver is not your color, it makes you look too washed out and no lime-light loving Leo would ever make the mistake of appearing dull, would they?