Life was tough when you were a kid, wasn’t it? Well don’t worry, Ms. Cap your life equation goes something like this: you’re an old youngy and a young oldie, which means by the time you’re my age, you’ll be acting like a daggy teenager and God forbid, insisting on dressing as such. But since you probably have the constitution of your signature animal, the mountain goat, chances are you push yourself mercilessly up every real and imagined mountain on your path, thereby maintaining a sinewy body, which won’t look altogether bad in duds-for-the-young. Capricorn rules the bones and joints especially the knees, and if yours are knobby from all that mountaineering, wear minis. Bony knees and lean legs look great stretching beneath short skirts. I bet when you were a kid your nasty peers teased you about those knees, so all the more reason to celebrate them now, tomorrow, next year, ad infinitum. Ooh, can see it now, “Capricorn granny with hot knees wears mini. Woos younger man makes peers envious.”