Guess what Cancer girls? We are Endomorphs with a predisposition to gaining and carrying extra weight. And before you start lamenting being a chubby girl, I want to tell you it is wonderful being a Cancer. Our ruling planet is the Moon and in ancient mythology the triple goddess represented the waxing, full and waning phases of the moon. The most recognizable representation of the full phase of the moon is the Willendorph statue, a rotund womanly figure with large breasts representing our capacity to nurture. How nice and caring are we! On a more current note, our signature creature is the crab, which suggests we move through life sideways and that at times we can be crabby. I say there’s nothing wrong with either of those traits; that’s just us. And with our shape, it’s best to wear a good supportive bra, and clothes with a definitive waist. Since we also tend to have flat bums and round tums, emphasizing our curves with tailoring and darts is best. But no boring blue business suits, that’s too, “I’m a ‘90’s corporate serf with no imagination.”